Leveraged. Redeemable. Diagnosed.

Using Tax Funds to Invest in Autists

Turns out the people who cannot small-talk, cannot let a problem go, and cannot be talked out of a ten-year plan are unreasonably good at running companies. $TARD buys them with leverage and lets you burn back out at RFV.

To be extremely clear: we have no idea which of these people are actually autistic and we are not claiming any of them are. None have been diagnosed publicly, none are involved with this project, and none have endorsed it. What they share is a set of behaviours the market keeps mispricing — total fixation on one problem, immunity to social consensus, and a willingness to look insane for a decade straight. Traits that read as a liability at a dinner party and as alpha on a ten-year chart. That is the whole thesis, and it is meant in affection.

The Stash

$120,023

Every dollar the 5%/5% tax has ever collected, deployed and visible.

Unrealized P&L
$0.00
Net Asset Value
$120.3K
Token Market Cap
Treasury Balance $120.3K
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What we're hyperfixated on

Every open position, live from Lighter, margined in USDG. No hidden bags, no off-table nonsense. Oversharing is kind of our thing. The basket is a discretionary thesis, not a formal index methodology, and it can change at any time.

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Live treasury positions
Position Leverage Conviction Notional Unrealized P&L

How the machine works

Three moving parts. We have explained them four hundred times. We will happily explain them again.

  1. 01 The tax feeds the stash Every buy and sell of $TARD pays 5%. It splits 3.5% to the treasury, 1% to the team, 0.5% to the insurance fund. Every degen who apes in or panic sells is funding the bags.
  2. 02 The stash goes all in, levered Treasury capital takes leveraged exposure to the spectrum on Lighter, margined in USDG. It does not diversify into things it doesn't care about. It hyperfixates and rebalances on a schedule.
  3. 03 You can always leave at RFV $TARD is a fractional claim on that treasury. Burn it and you get your proportional share at the current Redeemable Floor Value, settled at the next daily window. No eye contact required.
Buy/Sell Tax
5%
Tax Split
3.5% treasury / 1% team / 0.5% insurance
Redemption Fee
5%
Leverage
1.25–15x
Redemption Window
Every 24 hours, 4:30 PM ET
Redemption Cap
1% of total supply per 24h

The routine

Redemption settles every 24 hours at 4:30 PM ET, on the bell. Same time, every single day. We like routine.

  1. Connect your wallet Open the portal and connect on Robinhood Chain. It'll offer to switch networks if you're on the wrong one. No small talk.
  2. Pick your number Type it or drag the slider. Max is the smaller of your balance and your remaining daily cap. You'll see the live quote — your claim and the 5% fee — before you sign anything.
  3. Approve, then redeem Two transactions: approve $TARD to the queue, then redeem. Your tokens get escrowed and the exact USD owed is written on-chain at that window's frozen price.
  4. Get paid at the bell The window settles at 4:30 PM ET and your payout goes out in the anchor stablecoin. Burned tokens leave the supply, which bumps the RFV for everyone still holding. Leavers pay stayers.
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